Tuesday, June 28, 2011

EXPOSURE: Little Hoe!

I was looking through my old photos on my computer when I came across this: 
I KNEW right then and there that somehow I had to blog about this!! Thus begins, my new segment: EXPOSURE! Where I will analyze and/or just talk about the people in my life:

This is my little brother, Joe. As I prefer to call him: Little Hoe. No worries, he likes being called this I know this because he made his Xbox 360 sign name little hoe. But you can't call him little hoe, it's my thing.

He's 15, I don't know ANYONE (who isn't currently 15) who wants to be 15. 15 is literally the worst age ever. Probably... I enjoy that he is at a stage where my embarrassing him really affects him. When we went to collect our eldest brother from airport, Joe was embarrassed that we were being so loud and goofy. So, I yelled "Hey everyone, this boy is with us!" If you're going to act embarrassed you're going to be embarrassed. 

Joe is so funny, and sometimes slightly bad. I personally see him as misunderstood. I have always felt bad for him being smashed between so many sisters. I enjoy playing 'temporary brother' with him, sometimes. One time we rode chairs up and down a hallway at a hotel. Another time we threw snowballs at some of our old neighbors. My favorite though is playing with his air soft guns, although he plays dirty. 

He is often my partner in sass. Many a time we've gotten in trouble, usually for being buttheads. One Sunday like usual we got in trouble for being brats on the way home from church. My dad told us we had to shovel the driveway. We decided instead to write, not nice things in snow and 'run away'. It always used to crack me up, that when we'd both get in trouble and have to put our noses in the corners. We'd become instant enemies   seconds ago we were on the same team; all of a sudden we'd be selling each other (trying to get less time in corner). This usually ended up with us both getting more time, and us sticking tongues out or flipping each other off behind Dad's back. 

Sometimes he can be a royal pain in the butt. (No Offense)! I remember one time we were playing dogs on the trampoline when he said a swear word. Being the age I was, I was all 'I am telling'. But before I even had a chance to get up, he pinned me down and forced me to say a bad word so I couldn't tell. 

My all time favorite story of us, is the time we were having a pillow fight and he was running down the stairs and he had grabbed a gun. Not knowing this I threw the pillow at him, and he fell down the stairs; and the gun went into the wall and made a huge hole. We both looked at each other, and then at the same time said 'it's your fault!'. In the end we covered with a piece of paper. 

I love you little hoe! :) 




Monday, June 27, 2011

Hints

Hints can be as simply as a whispered cheat to a friend during a game OR as obvious as jumping up and down and screaming 'hey this is how it'. I think I might be one of those tragic few that don't catch the hint until it's too late. Even the obvious ones; I would like to get mad the hint givers for this but that would be slightly unjust. Then comes the awkward part the whole do I keep pretending I don't know, or do I leave and never return?


Examples: 


1) All the boys that ever broke my heart (So far): They gave me hints, I just choose to ignore them. Wish I didn't choose that path, but atlas. We all hold on to the hope that person will like us despite everything else. 


2) The we don't really want you here: So many times!!! SO MANY TIMES has this happened. I am all like 'oh hey!', all excited about a party going on the living room. When I realize the silence isn't because they are blown away by my new sneakers. Yeah, they don't want me there. Often I choose to pretend I don't realize this, because if they are going to make it weird for me you can be sure I am going to make it weird for them.  


3) I am embarrassed of you: This one happens frequently in my life! Probably because I enjoy being embarrassing! :) 


4) The stop talking: This one usually involves a death glare and a 'MIRIAM'. Usually followed by a clueless 'WHAT?!' 


5) The what was she thinking hint: It's true sometimes I catch myself in the store without shoes, and I even think 'what was I thinking?'. BUT it hurts a whole lot more when that glare is coming from some random person... not really though. I don't care what Rexburgians think of me. 


6) This blog is weird:  I wonder how many pitty reads I get?! haha JK



Friday, June 24, 2011

Some stories worth telling

Lately so really interesting things have been happening! I mostly enjoy the excitement! 


It's interesting to me how much people effect your life. I have enjoyed being out in college and getting to know lots of people. I have gotten to know some of the most amazing people. I love that I can always find someone to go on a walk with, or the movies, or someone who can just sit and talk with.  I'm going to miss it. They all better keep in touch! (Hint, Hint)


Here's a list of the top most exciting and random things that have happened in the pass few days: 


1) SUBWAY: Today I got out of work around noon and was starving. So, I texted my dear friend Juli and told her to meet me by the mailboxes because we were going to Subway! I was in a meatball sandwich mood. ;) We got through all the steps of Subway, and we were all prepared to pay. The lady working the counter told us 'Here's your sandwiches, take a cup and some chips someone already paid for your meals." I was was like, 'Are you serious?! Who?! WOW... thank you!'. That person whoever they are is amazing! Sometimes it's the little things that matter the most. He or she (Juli and I joked it's a he who thinks we're cute), they probably have no idea the impact that made on our days. 


2) CURFEW BREAKING: Juli and I are adventure buddies. I shall surely miss her company when the semester is over. I can always count on her to come along for an adventure. We decided one night that we were going to go for walk and chill tell the sun came up. We sat on a huge grassy hill by the Rexburg Temple. It was fun: just listening to music, gossiping (I mean talking), drinking soda, and relaxing. At about 2:00-ish we randomly were like 'let's walk some more'. When this sketchy car stopped. I had an uncomfortable feeling, and I knew Juli did to because she pulled on her cell and dailed '911' and had her finger over the call button. This older looking man got out, and proceeded to tell us this 'B.S.' story. And tried to get us to get in his car, so he could give us a ride home. I told him no thanks, because we were almost home. Eventually he got back in this car, flipped a 'U-ee' and speed off. Freakish. 


3) DANCE CRASHING: Nichole, Morgan, Bobbie, Juli, and I crashed our stake dance just to get cookies and leave! :) It was so weird, it was on this huge open field. Just the 5 minutes I was there made me feel like I was 15 again. Deftly an age I would never want to be again. The cookies were delicious and free though! Plus, we got to ride home is a sweet car! 


4) 'MIDNIGHT' SHOPPING: Since it's Rexburg... it's not legit midnight; (Story of my Life). But late night shopping is  still fun unless. Usually to satisfy some crazy late night munchies, and often consist of wearing no shoes! :)  This is where all my money goes... sigh! 

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

BLOG WARS: AKA Best Friend love is Real!

My dear adorable friend Juli Loosle, wrote a blog called "Love is Not Real!", the link to her blog "Sea Foam Green" is on the side of my page. Check it out! P.S. Juli love is real, it just takes a life to make it so! ;) Oh and I love you!


It is. How can you not define best friend love? Now find someone near you, have them define it, there definitions are probably very similar. Why? because best friend love mainly consist of giggling, sleepovers, over eating, and partying. Best friend love is not just something we can make up in out brains to make us feel better. It usually gets you into trouble when you convince yourselves that it's okay to eat a whole cartoon on ice cream together. Why wouldn't you  guys do that to yourselves?!


I can think of several reasons. I wish someone would convince those without best friend love to find it, those who have it are happy, but I some people never find it.


When you find it. I hope you enjoy living in delirium, it is such a happy place.


Sincerely, a girl with lots of best friend love in her life.


p.s. Yesterday I hung out with my best friends. I suggest it. It may not always be the most health experience (especially when whole cartons of ice cream are consumed), but it proves best friend love is real and beautiful.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Your Roommate Jokes:

 I was sitting in the living room all bored-like this afternoon. When it hit me like a big yellow school bus: everyone has heard some good your mama jokes... and it got me to thinking. Why not your roommate jokes?!

PS. None of the following jokes are directed at my own personal roommates. ;) Just roommates in general.

1) Your roommate is so dumb, that when her computer died she when and bought a new one cause didn't know how to use a plug!
                                                                                                                                                                          2) Your roommate is so fat, she ate your pet goldfish, and said 'hmmm that's cheesy!" 

3) Your roommate is so stupid, she followed you to class and then didn't understand why her name wasn't on the role.

4) Your roommate so dumb she forgot your apartment number.

5) Your roommate is so mean she made her baby niece do the dishes.

6) Your roommate is so full of herself when she saw your reflection in the mirror she said 'hey! how'd you get in there too?"

7) Your roommate is so ugly her own parents refuse to Skype with her!

8) Your roommate is so fat your ALL out of ice cream.

9) Your roommate is so dumb, she thinks she's your roommate but she doesn't even live here. (- Written by Nichole Jenkins)

10) Your roommate is so fat she 5 meals... for breakfast.

11) Your roommate is so blonde she thinks she's a brunette.

12) Your roommate is so lazy you've never seen the couch.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Psychoanalysis this!:

Take this test: http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_mar2001/Psych_Test.htm


The test told me: "Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate." 


I recently, we're talking about five minutes ago, have come to the conclusion that we are all just scared. Scared of ourselves and of making the wrong decisions. We just want people to tell us what we want, tell us who we are, tell us why we do the weird things we do. 


How many of you took that test to heart?! How many of you were like OH JAM that's so totally me, I didn't see until just then but I am like that! This test is so smart, and totally gets me... the test doesn't 'get' you. The test is flattering you. It's basically saying 'oh you're smart, and beautiful'; and you're going 'oh, wow... you mean it?'. 


I'm not going to lie, I enjoy these tests. I to fall into the trap of 'oh this test gets me, I am such a people person, I can't believe it knew that'. Meanwhile, I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night. 


Don't get my wrong I think they hold some truth, and certain questions can totally show you things about a person. It's frightening how much they can tell sometimes... For example: How you choose to relax can show a lot about a person... BUT non the less... DON'T fall into the trap all the way. 


IDK, that's just what I think... You decide!


That's what I think

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Reasons to leave Rexburg:

1) Homework=NO MORE: No more homework! Sign me up! I'm so tired of writing silly papers about nonsense things.

2) Money in the bank: No more debating if 5 bucks is too much to spend for a pizza. I'm talking, savings baby!!!! I can't wait!!! No more can't afford that, can't afford this!

3) Actual Food: I would probably kill for some of my mama's cooking right about now! I'm tried of pizza, crazy bread, and Fro-yo (Frozen yogurt). Oh and cereal! So much!!

4) Midnight Showings of cool movies: No more curfew! No more we can't go see that awesome movie because it'll be after midnight. YEAH!

5) Car: Can't wait to go a driving in the good ole 15 passenger van! The freedom! The Power! The AWESOMENESS!

6) Something new to Blog about

Thursday, June 16, 2011

BLOG WARS: AKA Calling all freakishly in Love

Blog shout out to my roommate Bobbie Carol! She's a beautiful writer. Her lastest blog: "Calling all lonely romantics' inspired this blog. Check out her link on the side of my page!

Every Facebook profile picture I post seems to be covered with happy pictures of you and me. I don't want to change any of them, but the camera happy person inside continues to post new photos. All around me people are flocking to temples, churches, and beaches to get married; I know we've only been dating for 2 weeks but it oftentimes seems so attainable.

You know what it feels like to have me tell you that I love you the way a fat girl loves a pizza, you know I only want to punch you 95% of the time just so I can have an excuse to kiss you again. Your blood is cold like Edwards. I tell you that I understand your problems, but I truthfully spend the whole night trying to work out what colors we should have at our wedding. When I wake up and realize I still have a ring-less finger, I wonder how long it will take for you to realize that you adore me even though you might not have a soul.

You don't know what it feels like to not stop and dwell on the now. How you long to just be married right now! No more of this I've only known you two weeks or what if we're traveling down this road too fast. How can you not lay in bed at night wondering what I could be planning if you already had given me a ring-- what should be.

You don't know what it feels like to NOT question yourself. To have no, doubt, no rushed and rash thoughts and feelings, to know that 'Let's take it slower' really means 'I got you a ring I just haven't figured out how to give it to you yet". Why do you think it matters that I know nothing of your childhood dreams and that I don't realize that you are feeling rushed and unsure within your body. I have no moments of self-doubt, I know I am pretty enough, smart enough, fun enough, and young enough... plus I know I am good at getting what I want.

But you also know that I like to walk in the sunshine and let my long hair blow in the wind behind me. I know the world was created to revolve around me. How everyone always goes everywhere with me because they, and only they like to stalk me. How everyone listens to the songs I like.


You don't what it feels like to be an only child with rich parents that come and fly down to see me every other weekend. How daddy's wallet radiates pure happiness when I hear the Velcro. How I jumped for joy when we bought me another new car, and a new cell phone. I know when I get my weekly check that they love me--can't pass that up.

You DON'T know what it feels like to never be sad, and always happy, and to never feel alone. To always see a beautiful girl when I pass by my many mirrors. How to find friends every time you go shopping. To have everyone love me almost as much as I love me.

And though my Facebook is still plastered  with smiling pictures of us, I'm ready for MY happily ever after. I need to make an event, because my life is worth celebrating. I'm going to invite ALL 1000 of my friends. 

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

1/2 doing things:

When I was younger I LOVED Jimmy Neutron. I don't know if any of you have seen the episode with 'one bite' (I think that was his name) you know that guy can NEVER finish anything? I TOTALLY feel like this all the time! And by all the time I mean today! In fact I probably won't even finish this blog! That or it'll take me a LONG time to finish it. Probably the latter.

-I only half write my letters to Gage, with half of the letter being nonsense that I am sure he doesn't care to hear. :( ... although the half written one I have right now sounds pretty legit!


-I only half finish my homework; luckily I can usually finish the other half later in that day. 


-I only half write in my journal, my great-great grand kids are going to think I was a crazy person... lol.


-I only use half my brain when I talk...


-I only half way put in my contacts (Yeah, I only wore one yesterday)


-I only listen to songs half way through, I do however blame artist for repeating themselves to many times for this one. Seriously we got it the first 7 times... it's black and yellow! 


Heck today I only ate half a piece of toast; and I am no food waster!!!


Is my patience running out?! Did I ever even have patience? I wish I still had the staples in my head so I could blame it on the head injury.  Oh and I only half like this post, but I am posting it anyways cause I have been working on it for like 45 minutes. Tomorrow's will be MUCH sassier. ;)

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

I REALLY don't understand your logic:



1) Trash: Throwing more trash into the trashcan when it's already overflowing! Here's a crazy idea: Empty it, take it out, and put in a new bag!!! Sorry was that not in English?! Or heck have that bum of a boyfriend take it out when he leaves; a good boyfriend should offer to take the trash out anyways! Think about this before he asks you marry him; if he's lazy now... he'll be lazier when you're married. 


2) Slamming Doors: What does that prove?! Where is your logic in this? I can just imagine your thought process:"I'm going to make them be quiet by making a TON of noise by slamming this door... that'll show them!" ....REALLY?! HONESTLY?! Think please! This just makes me want to make more noise.


3) The reoccurring story: Just in case you didn't hear me the first ten times... let me tell you about it 6 more times. Seriously, your life isn't that exciting. I mean YAHOO! I can hear about the time your dog ate actually ate your homework and no one believed you (AGAIN!) 


4) 'Donating' plasma: They are paying you for that so called 'donation', ergo it's NOT donating. You my friend are selling your body. Deftly NOT DONATING! You don't sell the soup at the soup kitchen; that's donating! GET IT?! 


5) Lets all stay sitting: The classic 'I can't find the remote'; while to stay sitting on the floor. One day I'm going to say "have you tried looking anywhere that isn't in a 3 foot radius". People this why America is fat! 


That's all the rambling I have in me for one day!  

Monday, June 13, 2011

I didn't pay for that!!!

Sponge-bob Mac and Cheese costs:  $2.71
College is all about being random, spontaneous, and goofy! So when the opportunity came to buy Mac and Cheese naturally I had to go with the cartoon kind. Nichole and I RUSHED home driven by hunger and excitement! Only to discover that it contained only 7 Sponge-bobs, 6 Patrick's, No Squid-wards, and like 3 Gary's. I was both Shocked and Appalled! If I'm going to pay the extra money I expect to eat some extra food! 

Half Bad Fruit: 2 for $4 
Not a bad price, but VERY sad when most the strawberries are bad! Pretty much breaks my heart that the stores can rip off all us poor college students. 

Simply Apple: $4.79
If it wasn't so amazing that would be the BIGGEST monstrous-a-tee of them all! Seriously I can never look at apple juice the same! It got 5 stars!!! But still I shouldn't have to pay that much! 

Food Coloring: Dude yo it's like 3 dolla a box
I had to buy some for a psychology project and was thoroughly shocked to discover it cost that much.

Movies: 
MAN I SWEAR!!!! You could buy it on DVD twice for cost to get into the theaters this days! Especially if you buy two or more tickets. Not to meantion the floors are sticky, and the seats aren't that comfortable. SUPER LAME! ... yet I would go waste my money on one right now! 








Saturday, June 11, 2011

Why I love College: (A Picture Blog)




Gothic Friday: You can wear what you want, when you want! 

Running! 

You can buy push pops with your friends

 You can drink Kool-aid! Bottoms up! ;)

You can have lots of fun hanging out in a car for five hours!



 You can eat lots of junk food! (Don't shop bored, tired, angry, or confused... lol!)


Friends:

The people we choose to be friends with have way more influence on us then you would think:

They influence how you talk: How many times have you caught yourself using a phrase because those around you most often use it? For example in my families use-age of  the word 'hoe' has come to mean 'I love you'. Since I've to college I've picked up 'sucker face' and 'freak' from my best roommate Nichole. I've also influenced Juli Loosle's use-age of the word "magical"! I have a plan for this next week to pick a random word and see how people I can have addicted to saying it by the end of next week. I'm think i'll use 'man'! As in 'man that's so awesome!'

Friends also influence how many stupid things you do: most people if actually put in such situation would jump off the bridge. We watch terrible movies because we're with our friends, we waste all of our money on silly things because we're with friends. These 'stupid' things can also be incredible fun though! Such as watching late night movies, grabbing midnight snacks, or having awesome adventures.

Friends also give us something to Facebook/talk about! We all needs statues! They also give us entertainment when we are bored! Boredom is almost frequent as homework in college.

Friends also can get us to eat unhealthy crap. Such as a whole cake, 1/2 a pizza, cotton candy, or ice cream!

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Sorry:

 People are quick to have excuses, I even have an excuse for why this is! Excuse: It's easier to blame others for our mistakes! 


I have been reading this book called 'how to read to people' over the course of the pass few days. I have come several huge conclusions. One of them being that there are several types of Sorry's:


1) 'I'm Sorry that I made you feel that way': Sounds real nice like at first. This sorry can usually get you off the hook, especially if you truly somewhat feel that way. But, let's analysis this a bit... I'm sorry I made YOU feel that way. Keyword here being: "you". Implying a sick, twisted, and usually subconscious way of saying that it is the other persons fault for being angry! Think about it they aren't sorry that they called you fat. They are sorry that YOU were offended by that statement! 


2) 'I'm Sorry that came out wrong": Not going to lie, I use this one a TON. 65 t0 70% of the time things really and truly do come out wrong. HOWEVER, a lot of the times this sorry means; 'I'm sorry no one thought that was funny'. 


3) 'I'm Sorry I won't do it again": 95% of the time, you WILL do it again, and again, and again. 78% of the time you are just saying that to avoid a fight. Example: When you're caught eating all the cookies, and you say 'sorry I won't do it again'! YEAH RIGHT!!! 


4) Sorry this person logged off: You're not sorry computer! In fact i'm sure you are thrilled! I am sad though that you have changed your ways and now you just say " Madeline is Offline. Your message will be sent to her inbox." SO RUDE! 


5) *giggle* i'm sorry are you okay:  Oh yeah I just fell down a flight of stairs and am bleeding everywhere! I think we all guilty of this one. It's so much more funny though when you're the witness and not the victim. 







Monday, June 6, 2011

BLOG WARS: AKA Windows

This is MY attempt  to copy the blog "Walls" By Frankie Gonzo (The Brown Gonzo) Check the link on the side of my blog: Frankie don't take it too personally! ;)

Windows have many purposes. They can open and close, to keep creepers out! They can come with curtains or with out! They can have screens or blinds. Every Window is special! Juliet used her window to seduce Romeo. Gabriella tried a similar technique with Troy. I have never tried to seduce someone by calling to them out a window but I can imagine it's pretty magical!

But the Windows I wish to speak about today are a drive-thur windows. The ones we put around ourselves when we are hungry and too lazy to cook. Weather it's Wendy's or McDonalds we all eat out at some point in our lives. Not a window of screens and blinds but a fried food window.

I can almost remember the exact day I first tried McDonalds. I can at least remember the happy meal toy. But since then I have branched out and tried many, many fast food joints. Though I've often compared my fast-food window experiences with best dinners of my life. I've been keeping myself from the windows in fear of getting fat.

But I've started to visit the windows more often, to my great regret. It's 10:33 at night and here I am typing away, because I'm craving a cheeseburger. The point that I wanted to get to was... You only have 3 meals a day. Don't you ever ask yourself the famous question 'to eat or not to eat?" Put down that burger and fries make a salad.

Yes, I've been too many windows before, this hasn't been the last time I'll go, I have grown from this experience. Unknowingly sometimes I go skipping and singing to  drive-thur window!  At times the events in my life send me running to Wendys, and D.Q.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

I'm Just going to Jump off a bridge now!


Top Five Embarrassing/Bridge jumping moments of the Day: 

1) Cake: Eating basically 1/2 a whole cake with Nichole. Girls that can't run until Friday should not do such things. But I would do it again if the opportunity arose!!! That was some good cake! Plus is there any better way to break ones fast?!  

2) Talking like a fool: Pretty much self explanatory! One of these days I'll learn what to say and when to say it! ;) (MAYBE) I hate that look you get when you say something and you up and everyone is looking at you like you're a space alien! 

3) Bragging about nonexistence skills: I don't why I fall into this trap often but I do. It's not my fault! 

4) Giggling: I'm so horrified at my random and spontaneousness giggling!! Why I do this, I shall NEVER know! 

5) My Feet: They are funny looking!!!! I just don't what one can do about that sort of thing! Foot jobs?! How much do you think one would costs?! Probably too much something I'll most likely be over tomorrow! 

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Yeah Someone Deftly Saw That:


Basically 95% of the time (got leave 5% error) it's safe to say someone is noticing and things you are doing and thinks you are TOTALLY weird. Now how you choose to deal with this fact is your own choice. Here's a list of the TOP weirdest things I saw/over heard this week:


1) 'Baby talking' your boyfriend: PLEASE for the sake of my sanity! STOP! If I hear this one time on campus, I will probably barf all OVER! Seriously people I lose all respect for you when I hear: "Oh poor baby having to take such a hard test! You poor little thing" Guess what! He's not a baby, He did get into college... What next are you going to buy him some baby food and says 'here comes the train?' If I was your boyfriend I would've dumped you. Especially considering how loud you talked. (I was on the other end of the hallway)


2) "I don't get it? He says he's into someone else, we've been dating for a whole month!": Isn't that always the way?! But here is the best part, her friends response: "How mad would you be in that someone was me?" OH SNAP! That's all I have to say about that one! I could feel the anger fuming off of the first girl!


3) Studying out loud: I've heard people talking a lot to themselves many a time. This however was a new one for me. This boy was studying by singing his notes out-loud to the tune of bad romance! He may be the coolest kid I ever walked next to on the sidewalk.


4) Losing Weight: "I'm trying to lose weight"-Person 1 "So wanna get pizza or burgers?" -Person 2 "Burgers, they have lettuce and tomatoes" -Person 1 Oh America!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Well that's thee Stupidest thing I EVER did hear!

Yesterday I got bit on the head during a soccer game and had to get four staples! (To make a long story short) They told me that I need to be extra careful, that i'll probably feel really dizzy, get headaches, and throw-up a bit. They prescribed me: cephalexin!  I was already upset with the meds originally because the pills are HUGE and I am a BAD pill taker, but i sucked it up took them and tried to 'rest' for bit. So one can only image my shock when i sit up a few minutes ago and find myself feeling even sicker than before. So being a Google freak I goggled "cephalexin side effects". I bet you can only image my shock when I discovered: " Common side effects experienced by adults and children include upset stomach, headache, and dizziness." How does this make sense?! It does NOT?! If i'm already dizzy, and want to hurl why would you give me meds that make me want to do that too?! Doctors why do we pay you so much?! Next time i'm just going to go 'Rambo' and give myself staples! 

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

I don't understand you logic!

People do things and sometimes I just have to look at them and think "Why?"
Here's a list of the top 5 'WHY' moments of the week:

1) ICE CUBE TRAY: Putting the ice cube tray back in the fridge when only two ice cubes are left. What on this planet would make someone think that was okay? Who wants just two ice cubes? Not Me!

2) TIRED FACEBOOK STATUS: Writing "I'm so tired I should really go to bed" as your facebook status. People seriously if your 'so' tired why did you bother to make that your status when you could have been sleeping?! Logic? I think not.

3) CROSSWALKS: If you're going to own a car you might want to consider learning how to stop at a crosswalk. This whole 'rolling up in my business' while i'm trying to cross thing has GOT to stop. You people, you know who you are. You make me want to dance in front of your car, or just stand there for a long time until you are bothered greatly. 

4) BENCH HOGGER'S: You know the type. The one's that sit in the middle of the bench with their backpack on one side, laptop on the other. With that pleased 'yeah that's right i'm hogging bench' look on their face. I just want to say 'oh it's cool, i'll sit on the floor i'd hate for your precious backpack to have to sit there'.

5) IT'S BEEN 5 MINUTES HUG: The oh my lanta you went to the bathroom for five mintues, and i really missed you lets hug and talk like we haven't seen each other FOREVER. This used to drive me especially nuts in high school. When groups of friends would hug each other good-bye EVERYDAY in front my locker. I just wanted to say "hey, guess what you'll see them tomorrow, I would like to get into my locker put my books away and get out of this forsaken place". Please try hugging less.