Monday, December 24, 2012

My dream journal

I came up with the most amazing idea since sliced bread! The past few weeks first thing I do when I wake-up is write down my dream in my dream journal. It's already been super insanely revealing. ;) I highly recommend to anyone and everyone to try it.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

My Cat

My cat thinks she is able to sit at the table. As if! 

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Jedi Unicorns

That awkward moment when the light sabers turn into Unicorn horns... Don't fight it. 

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

My birthday







I just realized I never posted pictures of my birthday party in August. It was star wars themed, and it was awesome! :)

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

hmmm???

Why is it that people say they regret the things they didn't say?? Is it because with the things that we did say we know the ending... and the things we didn't the outcome is forever UNKNOWN????? yo no se.

Monday, December 10, 2012

How to be Gangster (For Dummies):

APPEARANCE:

1) Popping Kicks: usually colorful shoes are best
2) Chains: golden and spelling out your name
3) T-shirts and Sweats are pretty swagger! Make sure they are a few sizes to big.
4) Carry a weapon, preferably a knife
5)Washing your hair is for sqaures

LANGUAGE:

1) Attitude and sass!! They are your friends.
2) Own what you say and no one will ever question you
3) Find everything offensive
4) Using the "full" word is tots uncool.
5)When in doubt... use a swear

STYLE:
1) Develop a signature walk and catch phrase EX: "I pitty da fool".




Sunday, December 9, 2012

I crack myself up

Tonight was feeling un-sleepy (It's a word look it up)... so I decided since I'm down to about five pages left in my journal to look through it and see if I manged to learn anything these past few months. Still not sure if I learned anything ;) but I did find these funny-ish things that I wrote.

1)  April 14th 2012: "Love is a WEIRD thing, I don't quite get it... And i'm NOT SURE anyone does."

2) April 22nd 2012: "Man, I'm looking forward to the day I can look back at this time and laugh at all my culelessness".

3) April 25 2012: "I notice my handwriting and spelling getting progressively worse... would it be weird to pray and wish for better handwriting and maybe some mad spelling skills?"

4) May 7 2012: "Maybe I should get a mountain bike or cut my hair... that seems like a healthy change"

5) May 13 2012: "Great day, Saved a kitten :)"

6) May 19 2012: "Isn't it funny that we can ask, ask, ask for something then it happens and we can instantly be like 'just kidding'".

7) May 31st 2012: "Sometimes I want him to fall down a well and hit his stupid head... but I don't really want that, all that much.".

8) June 7 2012: "Today is the day I become the 'new miriam'. I already like her better than the old miriam"

9) June 11 2012: "Running and I have a love/hate relationship, I need to work on that... speaking of working on relationships I told Juli she reminds of a Leperchan today why do I open my mouth?"

10) June 13 2012: "here are my goals: 1) go to bed early like 11:30..."

11) June 26th 2012: "I saw him after devo. It wasn't so bad although I sorta said "F my life" OUT LOUD, don't worry I just said the letter "f" I didn't say the actual word. Still I hope he didn't hear me"

12) June 28th 2012: "I'm throughly confused"

13) July 2 2012: "My dream man? Probably someone I can love without a doubt, EVEN when he is an idiot"

14) July 7th 2012: "I'm going to be one of those super moms that pack the kids lunches"

15) July 26 2012: "This is going to be the best summer ever, obviously"

16) August 5th 2012: "Church was LEGIT today"

17) August 7th 2012: " I think sometimes it's better to write late at night when i'm tired because maybe i'll actually write without overthinking and my true subconscience thoughts will come out. i'm probably crazy, I need some sleep"

18) August 20th 2012: " I've decided pillow pets are the best invention in the whole wide world, beside ice cream. Fat girl gotta eat"

19) Sept. 9 2012: "My life is repeative. The End, rinse and repeat"

20) Sept 14 2012: "Stayed up until 2:00 am watching King Kong and bawling like a baby... I is a mess"

21) Sept 15 2012: "I'm probably not 1/2 as smart or mature as I think I am"

22) Sept 23 2012: "I am a catch gosh dang it!"

23) Oct 15h 2012: "Today I'm like 'it's all good in the hood'".

24) Oct 20th 2012: "ummm.. today I ate a brownie??? Idk whatelse to say about today"

25) Nov 5th 2012: "another day, another Lack of dollar"

26) Nov 14th 2012: "For some reason I'm compelled to turn every little thing into a race"




My Mission Call

Phillipines San Pablo Mission for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, speaking Tagalog and Reporting on April 10th to the MTC. I'm so excited! I'm hoping this next 122 days go fast!