I got a Zune at the start of summer from my little brother Joe. It was the best thing that EVER happened to my life, okay that's a bit of an overstatement.... but it's pretty swell.
Today on my way home from work I was thinking about it and I realized my Zune would be the ideal boyfriend:
1) It can come with you when you want it with you, and stays at home when you don't want it to. (Try and get a real man to do that)
2) Always "says" the right things at the right time. And if he starts to "say" the wrong thing you can just skip the song.
3) He can be any kind of man you want... Country, Rap, Spiritual, Hip-Hop, Classical, or maybe even Jazz.
4) He can be great with Kids. Mine has some Disney.
5) If you feel like it isn't working out you can erase all the history and start fresh.
6) Always willing to go running or on a road trip.
7) Always knows the time of day.
8) Easy access. Available at anytime you need.
Only downfall is that he can easily be stolen if you don't keep a close eye on him. And sometimes his battery dies, if you don't charge him regularly (But as we all know men have to be fed constantly and sometimes NEVER change)
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