Bathroom Bangs:

For weeks (ever since I saw "the one who got away" music video) I've been dreaming of the day I could sport my VERY own pair of 'Katy Perry bangs'. I just knew when I got them it was going to be a magical day. I'd probably automatically have a cool motorcycle, leather boots, and be like 10 pounds lighter. I hear bangs can do that to a person.

Throughout the past couple of weeks, I'd noticed that lots of people in the bindery were suddenly sporting FANCY hair cuts. Sometimes not having bangs before a break and having them afterwords. 

Last Tuesday this LITTLE Asian lady (like 4'8) came up to me. Come to learn that this lady has been cutitng everyone's hair! She doesn't speak English really. But I did catch a few words "Bangs, I cut, 5 mintues,  free, Bathroom, and 2nd lunch". I figured, free! And a cool story! (A secret hair cut in a factory bathroom! beat that?!) Plus the bangs of my dreams could be only a 1/2 hour away! What did I have to lose?!
When the 2nd lunch bell rang, I left my station and went into the bathroom. There she was with a chair all set up in a corner. She had 'legit' hair cutting tools and everything. 

She did her best, but they were unfortunately a bit short, and not the Katy Perry Bangs of my dreams! Thank heavens hair grows back! Now I only have to wait a month or so and I have the 'banging bangs' of my dreams. Plus, I still got the story, just not quite the one I was hoping for, and the bangs are 'growing' on me.